I am now a fashion writer.

Look here (I am right down the bottom, but this is good in fashion, i.e. shoes).


UPDATE: every time I look, I spot another spelling mistake DEAR GOD MY EYES.

UPDATE 2: so far I have spotted five.

Would you take fashion advice from a man with a stuffed toy on his shoulder and a shelf of roleplaying games clearly visible just behind him? Can you see the scar on my nose by the way? It's a cool scar, and one day I'll tell you all how I came by it. It is quite some tale, I can tell you, dealing as it does with both destiny and slapstick. But that's for another time....

*screen goes wibbly*

(I'll come back to this later - sorry about all the spelling mistake Maus, I have single-handedly ruined your oh-so promising fashion pdf thing)

UPDATE 3: looking at that photo again, is my left eye slightly higher up than my right eye? I think my left eye is slightly higher up than my right eye. I do tend to veer off to the right when I walk. Hmm.

UPDATE 4: spelling and 'the' all sorted now, thanks MoE.