"Mister CLARKSON uses #TopGear as his Bully-Pulpit. "I cannot be a MOLLY, for I ride Mister HUMMER's weighty Coach" &c."

If there's anyone out there who hasn't found Dr. Samuel Johnson's Twitter account yet, I advise they go promptly to it.

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"I have no Time for the pompous Declarations of Rap-Musick, while Mrs THRALE is still in Mourning for the late Mister ODB"

See also: The Twitter Account of Sir Joshua Reynolds