Level 3 Elf Ranger.
Toy Fu. The humour. The passion. The betrayal.Can steve be played by Bill murray in the super hollywood blockbuster version James?
Wait - are you saying steve is secretly his DAD? Or am i reading too much into this?
Round and black and shiny! Of course. Well it's a relief, I must say - had been worried about those spider nests.
Did you get that off a Darth Vader Mr Potatohead?
in the correct post this time:Oh come on, credit me with some dignity.I got it off a Lego Advanced Darth Vader m'colleagues at Waterstone's got me as a leaving present.
If Steve's head is the same size as a Lego D.V. then he must be tiny (admittedly the Lego man in question is a bit bigger than yer average, more a Fabuland kind of size if memory serves)... I had him down for at least Mr Potato Head scale. Not sure now whether this was perspecktiv trickery or sheer screen presence.
Ahhh, so I was right about that hole being the last resting place of All Lost Items. Excellent. Could Steve please go back in and see if my beautiful high-heeled, knee-high black Italian leather boots are in there? They were so lovely, and only £6 from Oxfam. Not a day goes past when I don't miss them.
Different scale - Steve's the same size as he looks he ought to be (?)I'll ask him about the boots.
He can wear them for a bit if he likes. They'll go beautifully with the Darth Vader helmet. Especially if he's considering attending a Star Wars fetish party (and he looks the type).
I can see the headlines now:"Steve in S&M Shocker!"
I have friends named Steve and Mike. The S&M jokes never stop.
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