Level 3 Elf Ranger.
Oooh. A black hole in potentia - does it lead to a sort of Narnia, but peopled with spiders rather than talking lions?
Is it an olive?
a record maybe?
Personally, I would have gone for the penguin up the bum.
Sorry, didn't mean to get your hopes up.
But there's still a chance right... y'know, down the line when the ratings start to slip and you try to sex it up in a desperate and pathetic attempt to win back viewers...?We may get penguin bum action?
Statistically at least, it's bound to happen eventually...
Oh no! Is Steve ok? What if his glasses fall off?
*shiver* The tension mounts!
Ooh I wonder what it is!
"Penguin bum action" is a top-quality sequence of words, Herge.Rispec'.
Can't their love be all unrequited? Lots of pining and long meaningful glances? I think I may have taken the previous post's theme of Pride & Prejudice and ran with it (so to speak)
Perhaps now is the time to order a giant inflatable redback spider from the Australian Geographic website? They're very good, you know. Close to a metre across.
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