My mailbox at james hyphen henry dot co yoo kay has gone bonkers in my absence, so if anyone's trying to send me anything important, they need to use my hotmail address instead. If you don't have that, it means I don't love you, and perhaps I never will.
UPDATE: wait, I think I've sorted it now, so if you've had mail bounced back, do try again. OH MY CHRIST this is interesting.
ANOTHER UPDATE: I've run out of credit on my phone as well, so I can't reply to texts. Also the jacuzzi has yet to heat up; apparently it will take at least another 24 hours. I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS.
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Where "interesting" translates to "highly annoying, but then my GF is off in the wilds of rural, bandwidth-starved France and I'm attempting to actually work er I mean party er I mean work, really I do, and I can't get my email, and meanwhile there's all this fan mail from some crazy women who want my hair.." ??
I take update #2 to mean I was right ;-)
you see, now where there's all this crazed talk in internet forums about your hair you finally see what Julian's life must be like.
Seriously jacuzzi's aren't as good as they're cracked up to be. Just lie in a hot bath and splash, you'll get the same effect and I'm sure it will be cheaper.
Technology Pah !
"Just lie in a hot bath and splash, you'll get the same effect and I'm sure it will be cheaper."
Or just lie in a hot bath and fart.* The poor (and flatulent) man's jacuzzi.
I don't have your hotmail address, so does that mean you don't love me, James? But then, I didn't try to spam you. :P Still...
*I am Class. In the proverbial 'glass'.
"...it means I don't love you, and perhaps I never will."
alright, no need to rub it in.
You poor thing.
Pour yourself a cocktail and try to forget about it.
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