Wednesday, November 08, 2006

By the way...

...if you work in a commissioning department, and you're called either Josh, Florrissa or Tilly, the post below was merely an unfortunate coincidence, and you shouldn't let it put you off commissioning me for paid work and that.

14 comments:

confused of sarf london said...

ok, I'll do it for you. When I was young I was expected to sit down shut up and wait my turn. well now I've reached that magic age where in the past I could expect to receive my due, I've now been overtaken by a bunch of 12 year olds who rule the world.
What happened???????
it's not just commissioning departments - the world is full of these creatures who have been led to believe that they not only have the right to an opinion but that it has any weight at all!
Hang on, my husband and I have bred a trio of these creatures..... where did we go wrong????

james henry said...

You realise you aren't allowed to use any more question marks for the rest of the year now?

Florrissa said...

Well I for one shan't be returning to this blog ever again.

Tilly said...

Me either

james henry said...

Well just so you know, Josh has been sleeping with both of you.

Anonymous said...

I think florrissa has way too many consonants.

Josh said...

wat r u sayin about tittytittybangbang?! evn tha name is funi. pa ha.

may it live forver on da bbc.

james henry said...

Josh got a first at Oxford in law everyone.

*shakes head sadly*

Still, Florrissa and Tilly eh?



Oh bloody hell, 'Josh, Tilly.... and Florrissa' is going to get commissioned, isn't it? Starring a CGI Denise Van Outen, Jade Goody and David Hasselhoff. What have we done!

Jack Spanners said...

It'll be like Rod, Jane and Freddy: The Next Generation.

button said...

It won't get commissioned until Tamzin Outhwaite is on board.

Anonymous said...

Is she still around? Alive...I mean?

Really?

Wow.

Button said...

I'm not sure.
I suppose that she might have gone missing during 'Tamzin outhwaite Meets Some Gangs' or 'Tamzin Outhwaite Camps in the Arctic' or 'Tamzin Outhwaite Pretends to be a Single Mother in the Army who Save Pandas' or something

Piers said...

Oh Josh.

You dog, you.

Billy said...

I keep thinking of Josh out of the Blair Witch Project.

What were the other 2 called?