Level 3 Elf Ranger.
"Oh, No! I've Run Over A Poor!"Best plot synopsis ever.
Thomas Hardy: "A Bad Thing Happens To A Good Person. In The Country. Again."
Richard Dawkins: "God, I don't believe in you but you're still a twat."
Donna Tartt: "Prententious student bender goes wrong."
"Oh, No! I've Run Over A Poor!"(laughed like a drain....literally)Spent 10 minutes trying to think up a funny book re-titling. All I managed was something obvious for the Lord of the Rings.This is why I don't write comedy....
James Joyce: "Leo's Big Day Out"Jonathan Franzen: "You Think YOUR Family's Weird?!"J.D Salinger: "It's So Unfair"
How about:Homer's "Bunch of Greeks Arguing"and of course the sequel:Homer's "Greeks Going Home"
"Big Wind Ruins Book" by Gabriel Garcia Marquez."Dracula 2000: The Novelisation" by Bram Stoker.Your challenge: do one for Slaughterhouse 5.
Kurt Vonnegut's 'There's All Bombs In My Time-Hole"(note to readers: I never actually finished Slaughterhouse 5)
Getting a comedy writer to produce a joke on demand is surprisingly satisfying. I think I shall embark on a new career as an evil studio head.
Wait till you get the invoice...
J R R Tolkien: Sam and Frodo's Bogus Journey
Not to forget:David Foster Wallace's "I Can't Stop Writing"Vladimir Nabokov's "Paedo Trip"
Philip Pullman - "Teen Sex Saves The Universe"
Actually, Gabriel Garcia Marquez's "Long wait, big wind" would have been better. Sorry.
Robert Louis Stevenson's "Drugs Turn You Schizo"DH Lawrence's "Posh Bint and her Bit of Rough"not forgetting Richard Adams and his celebrated "Loads of Bleedin' Rabbits"
Kurt Vonnegut's "Big Bang In Dresden"Stephen Hawking's "Dude! Where's my Particle!?"J.D. Salinger's "Holden's Big Adventure"
Dawkins: Another Go At GouldGould: Why Dawkins is Still a Twat
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