Conversation with daughter, who is now three years old, with a badge to prove it.
ME: How was nursery today then?
DAUGHTER: DYLAN PUSHED ME OVER! And then Henry pushed me over.
ME: Did you push them over back?
DAUGHTER: Yes.
ME: Okay then.
DAUGHTER: And then I pushed over some babies.
Slight pause.
ME: Hmm.
Daughter thinks about it.
DAUGHTER: Actually it was only one baby.
ME: (relieved) Oh okay, fine.
2 comments:
A clear sign that Broken Britain has reached Cornwall...
Actually, properly LOL. I guess when you're on a pushing-over roll, it's hard to pause long enough to check the size of the pushee...
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