Friday, September 16, 2011

New sport.

Conversation with daughter, who is now three years old, with a badge to prove it.

ME: How was nursery today then?
DAUGHTER: DYLAN PUSHED ME OVER! And then Henry pushed me over.
ME: Did you push them over back?
ME: Okay then.
DAUGHTER: And then I pushed over some babies.

Slight pause.

ME: Hmm.

Daughter thinks about it.

DAUGHTER: Actually it was only one baby.
ME: (relieved) Oh okay, fine.


Jayne said...

A clear sign that Broken Britain has reached Cornwall...

ScroobiousScrivener said...

Actually, properly LOL. I guess when you're on a pushing-over roll, it's hard to pause long enough to check the size of the pushee...