I thought I might turn my hand to answering some of the many questions I get asked every day. Not questions about scriptwriting or anything, just the weird stuff people put into Google that accidentally brings them here. These are all genuine Googles that have somehow brought the enquiree to my blog.
"Is there another word for 'euphemism'?"
What does it mean when banter is insulting?"
It means the tide of the conversation has turned, not necessarily to your advantage. Are you in a pub? Think about breaking off a chairleg which which to defend yourself.
"Are Ricky Gervais and James Corden friends?"
I don't know. Although I do occasionally see Mr. Gervais wandering down Newman Street, so next time, I'll stop him and ask. I suspect on the whole, though, not.
"Setting up a commune?"
[deleted, but involves teens and certain acts]
Hmm, why do all the really pervy ones come from Dubai?
"How book table at Fat Duck?"
Only number one commenter cello know how do this.
how pronounce david mamet"
It's "david" and then "mamet". Hope that helps.
"what's going on in Home and Away?"
"why is my cat shrieking?"
Because of your constant bloody mispronunciation of "David Mamet".
"wind up butterfly"
Call it a moth.
"where get CROSSBOW REPAIRS?"
I can't believe I don't know the answer to this. I am ASHAMED.