5pm Thursday, August 21st
Your Server was exploring the dungeon and preparing to battle the mighty dragon when it encountered a horde of good-looking, expert Tiny Adventure players.
Your Server made a server load check with a difficulty of 3700 . . . and rolled 1
Your Server was dominated by the exited players and its CPU was trampled. Your Server headed back to the shop to purchase a huge upgrade for itself and will be back tomorrow. The horde of players was thanked again for their enthusiasm and patience.
Please check back tomorrow afternoon (Friday August 22nd)
(emoticons model's own)
To fill the ENDLESS GAP until this afternoon, a video of Ed Harcourt's 'Born in the Seventies'.