Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Future fathers, learn from my mistakes.

There probably is a technical term for all the various motions a baby goes through in the womb, before its head engages with the pelvis, and it begins its dramatic entrance into the world.

However, you are under no circumstances, whether you're sitting in the waiting room of a maternity unit or not, to refer to this stage as 'circling the plughole'.

Lesson ends.



Note: Patch hasn't given birth or owt yet, it was just a check-up.

4 comments:

Jayne said...

oh deary deary me...

spence said...

hahahahahahaha,that is priceless!!

chatterbox said...

Plug-hole... hmmm, not sure that will catch on as a polite euphemism.

Imo said...

To add to that.... the ventouse is really a sink plunger with a fancy name.