Also that the most 'dressing up to go out' people get up to in Falmouth/Penryn is putting on a reasonably clean fleece.
I'm at a two day Aardman workshop, which involves staying at a hotel in Bristol. Some of the other writers and I meet up in the foyer for a drink. Also in the foyer are a group of young ladies in dresses that can only be described as 'short' and 'flimsy'.
ME: OHIGOD ARE THOSE PROSTITUTES?!
RICHARD: Erm, I think it's just a group of young women going for a night out.
A (more sensibly dressed) young woman sitting across the foyer gives me a funny look.
Later I realise my flies are undone.