PATROCLUS: Eurgh, the cat keeps putting her nose in my
ME: You should go to the doctor. You'd be all 'Doctor Doctor... dunno, some Doctor Doctor joke. Doctor Doctor I have conjunctivitis, no wait, that would be his line.
PATROCLUS: If the cat put her butt in my
ME: Would it?
PATROCLUS: Yes, because it's a conjunction.
ME: What's a conjunction?
PATROCLUS: The word 'but' is an example of a conjunction. It can join two sentences together.
*some brainstorming results*
ME: So, if the cat were to put, not her nose, but her other end, in your
ME: Go to sleep.
Some few minutes later.
PATROCLUS: My 'ands' ('hands') have no 'pause' ('paws')
ME: You have to stop drinking coffee late at night.