UPDATE: the Telegraph has made a handy cut out and keep guide. Defended by James Delingpole too, which is when you know you're really in the shit.
3. Ralph Perry-Robinson, 40, renowned, not just for the strange sunglasses, but also for slashing the cork from a champagne bottle with a sword and running around a quad dressed as a monk. Now a furniture designer.
Okay, Ralph is cool.
Apparently, somewhere in the newsosphere David Cameron has said he's only known Boris Johnson a couple of years.
Whether he said that or not, it's time to bring out this photo of the Bullingdon Club again:
Boris 'The Strangler' Johnson, bottom row, third from left, David 'I Can See Your Tiny Council House From Here' Cameron top row, second from left. Tailcoats models' own.