tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post6337174909430651127..comments2023-08-17T11:47:11.821+01:00Comments on James and the Blue Cat: Sunday Night is Confusion Night. Or possibly Confucian Night,James Henryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-77516404683668417042010-03-27T18:29:27.315+00:002010-03-27T18:29:27.315+00:00On my honeymoon, we arrived at about 1am, to be to...On my honeymoon, we arrived at about 1am, to be told that our room was already taken by someone else, with our flowers and champagne. Eventually they brought us some flowers and champagne but I never knew where they got them from.<br /><br />Maybe this happens all the time and the hotel gets its four stars by being proactive and making sure everyone is where they should be?chatterboxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09918680040623774808noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-23698976863059507492010-03-27T12:13:53.376+00:002010-03-27T12:13:53.376+00:00Glow in the dark ones, so IN YOUR FACE.Glow in the dark ones, so IN YOUR FACE.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-10518745327021367702010-03-27T05:41:42.712+00:002010-03-27T05:41:42.712+00:00Would it not have been more sensible to find the l...Would it not have been more sensible to find the light switch first, as this would have helped you to find your trousers? Whereas your trousers, I suspect, were no help in the search for the light switch.<br /><br />What sort of trousers were they, by the way?Tim Fhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14681067872556519250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-50870408557255502782010-03-26T14:29:51.939+00:002010-03-26T14:29:51.939+00:00I should have known something was up when the comp...I should have known something was up when the complimentary paper was the Daily Mail.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-23025771038635387202010-03-26T14:29:27.773+00:002010-03-26T14:29:27.773+00:00I did consider that, for a horrible moment. But th...I did consider that, for a horrible moment. But there was barely enough room for one me.<br /><br />Seriously, FOUR STARS.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-31871758506452864452010-03-26T14:25:06.270+00:002010-03-26T14:25:06.270+00:00Was there anyone else in the room? That would hav...Was there anyone else in the room? That would have been a giveaway if there was e.g. someone else in the bed when you got in.Salvadore Vincenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13864890429725302449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-19876893536952813932010-03-26T13:41:38.723+00:002010-03-26T13:41:38.723+00:00I would have claimed to have eaten the flowers.I would have claimed to have eaten the flowers.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-71001923400893034882010-03-26T13:28:51.888+00:002010-03-26T13:28:51.888+00:00Yeeeees.
On my honeymoon, first night, we're ...Yeeeees.<br /><br />On my honeymoon, first night, we're in our hotel room having breezed in about midnight. There were flowers and champagne which I hadn't ordered but they knew we were just married.<br /><br />So we drank the champagne and went to bed ... like you do.<br /><br />Then the phone rang.<br /><br />I answered the phone:<br /><br />"Excuse me, sir, sorry to dusturb you."<br /><br />"Mmm"<br /><br />"Were their flowers in your room?"<br /><br />"Yes"<br /><br />"And champagne?"<br /><br />"Yes"<br /><br />"Have you drunk the champagne?"<br /><br />"Yes"<br /><br />"Oh well, yes, of course. Um ... we, er, put you in the wrong room."<br /><br />"Really."<br /><br />"Could we, um, have the flowers back?"<br /><br />"You're joking?"<br /><br />"They were for another couple."<br /><br />"Right."<br /><br />So someone came to the door and they got their flowers.<br /><br />My wife was killing herself laughing - well, what else could you do but laugh.Adaddinsanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10577587188266580561noreply@blogger.com