tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post113750249731028958..comments2023-08-17T11:47:11.821+01:00Comments on James and the Blue Cat: 'Dolphin Carnage'James Henryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137602620852438352006-01-18T16:43:00.000+00:002006-01-18T16:43:00.000+00:00I now want to run down to the United Reform church...I now want to run down to the United Reform church a few doors down and shout 'LOOK OUT, GAY BISHOPS!'<BR/><BR/>But the reverend there is friends with my mum, so I'd probably get told off.<BR/><BR/>Cello: double points for 'barouche'<BR/><BR/>Readers, do you have either funny headlines or posh words for carriages? If so, send them in.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137602017536772992006-01-18T16:33:00.000+00:002006-01-18T16:33:00.000+00:00I didn't have my specs on when I read the heading ...I didn't have my specs on when I read the heading and thought it said 'Dolphin Carriage' (if you squint you'll see how it happened). So I already had an image of Jane Austen-esque, bonneted dolphins sitting primly in a phaeton or a barouche when I read the post. Which made the subsequent Asbo behaviour even more surreal.cellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17061833787120469657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137600101798773182006-01-18T16:01:00.000+00:002006-01-18T16:01:00.000+00:00Ooooh, big gay hands! I'm now laughing my arse of...Ooooh, big gay hands! I'm now laughing my arse off like a nutter in an internet cafe in Bangkok, so thanks for that. Repeats to self as calming mantra "my dog is dead, my dog is dead". Nope, still pretty much cracking up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137596248558064722006-01-18T14:57:00.000+00:002006-01-18T14:57:00.000+00:00I tore these two out of newspapers myself, so I kn...I tore these two out of newspapers myself, so I know they're real:<BR/><BR/>"Dope case jockey in baby-oil sex romp" (headline, story, and mental image all in one)<BR/><BR/>"Gay bishops could tear church apart" (with their BIG GAY HANDS)James Moranhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11949906302217025023noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137575350993212432006-01-18T09:09:00.000+00:002006-01-18T09:09:00.000+00:00'Abandoned spaceport' - is explained in my blog en...'Abandoned spaceport' - is explained in my blog entry for Monday (which starts with a reference to you/rubbing sand in my head).Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137543112237003902006-01-18T00:11:00.000+00:002006-01-18T00:11:00.000+00:00Also, you're quite right D, mt syntax went a bit w...Also, you're quite right D, mt syntax went a bit weird there...James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137539817172766162006-01-17T23:16:00.000+00:002006-01-17T23:16:00.000+00:00Tish indeed. Explain 'abandoned spaceport' please,...Tish indeed. Explain 'abandoned spaceport' please, I like the sound of it.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137523414658718662006-01-17T18:43:00.000+00:002006-01-17T18:43:00.000+00:00'never made lost.' Did you mean never made clear?...'never made lost.' Did you mean never made <B>clear</B>? Got a bit ahead of yourself, and ran into your next sentence?<BR/><BR/>Oh. Withdraw that implied criticism. I see I missed a whole word out of my earlier comment, and you kindly failed to say anything. Tish.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137519511471402352006-01-17T17:38:00.000+00:002006-01-17T17:38:00.000+00:00See also: Youth Spat On Womanand Youth 'Just Freak...See also: <BR/><BR/><B>Youth Spat On Woman</B><BR/><BR/>and <BR/><BR/><B>Youth 'Just Freaked Out'</B><BR/><BR/>from the mighty Forres Gazette, circa 1989. It was the same youth in both cases, incidentally.patroclushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01933476561340044351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137516219281413892006-01-17T16:43:00.000+00:002006-01-17T16:43:00.000+00:00*checks Patroclus's statement for sarcasm* Result...*checks Patroclus's statement for sarcasm* Results inconclusive. This thing doesn't really work, does it? The manual's singularly unhelpful as well, tending towards aggression...<BR/><BR/>Also, Lee, that is a cracking headline, almost up their with my friend The Mighty Evans's 'Spate of Wedgings Resumes!' headline. See also: The Bushes: What's Going On In Them? The answer to which was never made lost. It's like being in Lost, living down here.<BR/><BR/>Word Verif: 'utwownnq' - didgeridoo test pieceJames Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137515353919029942006-01-17T16:29:00.000+00:002006-01-17T16:29:00.000+00:00There's a "Simpsons" episode which has a similar s...There's a "Simpsons" episode which has a similar storyline.<BR/><BR/>Hmm. Word verification : "Bnjhty". Sounds like an indian comic for girls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137514291874880402006-01-17T16:11:00.000+00:002006-01-17T16:11:00.000+00:00I was wondering where that had got to.I was wondering where that had got to.patroclushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01933476561340044351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137513683972969422006-01-17T16:01:00.000+00:002006-01-17T16:01:00.000+00:00*Borrows Patroclus's Sarcasmometer*Results inconcl...*Borrows Patroclus's Sarcasmometer*<BR/><BR/>Results inconclusive.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137513111188240752006-01-17T15:51:00.000+00:002006-01-17T15:51:00.000+00:00AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! *wipes eyes* oh thank ...AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! *wipes eyes* oh thank you! i needed thatMinCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04535698803359528391noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137507425985242542006-01-17T14:17:00.000+00:002006-01-17T14:17:00.000+00:00That's a good headline. Doesn't quite beat the Ban...That's a good headline. Doesn't quite beat the Banbury Guardian's "Archbishop backs Nuns in Pub Fight," but, still, a good 'un.Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05686465069530291040noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1137506694910181762006-01-17T14:04:00.000+00:002006-01-17T14:04:00.000+00:00I will now an image of dolphins walking around in ...I will now an image of dolphins walking around in Sig. Weaver's power-suit from <I>Aliens</I> whenever I visit the abandoned spaceport that is my beach.Davehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08403853324345062446noreply@blogger.com