tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post111416760747829621..comments2023-08-17T11:47:11.821+01:00Comments on James and the Blue Cat: Apparently he's very nice, and doesn't bear grudges.James Henryhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1125417514873827942005-08-30T16:58:00.000+01:002005-08-30T16:58:00.000+01:00I'e checked, and it bloody isn't. I want my money ...I'e checked, and it bloody isn't. I want my money back.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114428679076431912005-04-25T12:31:00.000+01:002005-04-25T12:31:00.000+01:00me thinks you need a bernard black-style girlfrien...me thinks you need a bernard black-style girlfriend-for-the-summer? Falmouth is a hotbed of non-perspiring washing-hair-in-mountain-streams kind of girls who could cure your square square heart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114379803988229242005-04-24T22:56:00.000+01:002005-04-24T22:56:00.000+01:00grabass it some what challenging with out an ass, ...grabass it some what challenging with out an ass, but hey, we're goldfish we tend to forget these things.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114378409312154352005-04-24T22:33:00.000+01:002005-04-24T22:33:00.000+01:00Well thats what girls with enquiring minds are for...Well thats what girls with enquiring minds are for, working out the possibilities for deviousness in any given situation.<BR/><BR/>Thank you I appreciate the compliment upon my turn of phrase. I was very, very good but didn't want to turn pro and destroy the fun that comes with high level amateur fag-hagging. Sadly all I do these days is feed and make pink drinks for lesbians. Thats York for you tho.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114354566753789392005-04-24T15:56:00.000+01:002005-04-24T15:56:00.000+01:00How can you play grabass if neither of you has a b...How can you play grabass if neither of you has a bottom?patroclushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01933476561340044351noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114353863683034442005-04-24T15:44:00.000+01:002005-04-24T15:44:00.000+01:00Oh my god, I knew you guys were up to something. B...Oh my god, I knew you guys were up to something. Buying goldfish food from www.sexydancingfish.com was a bad idea.Miss Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00998107529020824430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114353356970656252005-04-24T15:35:00.000+01:002005-04-24T15:35:00.000+01:00From the distorted confinement of our goldfish bow...From the distorted confinement of our goldfish bowl we're beginning to find each other strangely attractive. <BR/>It is difficlt to sexy dance when your a fish, due to not having any bottom (to speak of). However there is good music played here sometimes by that beautiful blonde who feeds us. We are also now relationship experts having been forced to listen to the drunken twitterings of those five.<BR/>Having given up sexy dancing, we generally stick to playing kisschase and grabass. Though sometimes Mr Solice takes it all a bit too seriously.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114347610434569572005-04-24T14:00:00.000+01:002005-04-24T14:00:00.000+01:00I've been looking for a phrase to describe one of ...I've been looking for a phrase to describe one of my roles in life, and 'semi-pro fag hag' is spot on, for those times when I'm not being a domestic goddess or earth mother.<BR/><BR/>In fact, I don't just love lots of gay male friends, I seem to have some magic power to transform heterosexual men into homosexuals. It's happened to 2 of my boyfriends. Rubbish for your self-esteem but excellent for birthday presents and chat about bed-linen.<BR/><BR/>And isn't it amazing how this post has a such a strong life-force. It's because it's about romance and kissing.cellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17061833787120469657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114343112010829802005-04-24T12:45:00.000+01:002005-04-24T12:45:00.000+01:00Now that's an excellent point, and one I hadn't co...Now that's an excellent point, and one I hadn't considered. Hmm.<BR/><BR/>Also really like the phrase 'semi-pro fag hag'.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114339261263733372005-04-24T11:41:00.000+01:002005-04-24T11:41:00.000+01:00I have another theory on SexyDance lady, I think s...I have another theory on SexyDance lady, I think she may have been using you as a method of jealousy arousal in someone else there tonight in a "Look this man wants to SexyDance with me so nerrr ner" type way. The bottom rubbing thing may have been an excuse to scope the room and check out said hypothetical persons reaction.<BR/><BR/>I say this because I wouldn't SexyDance using my bottom with a man I believed to be straight and didn't know from adam without very good reason. In fact I've only SexyDanced using my bottom with a man when I was a semi-pro fag hag at the turn of the century, since then its only been used in that manner with female friends.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114293487321682942005-04-23T22:58:00.000+01:002005-04-23T22:58:00.000+01:00No camera could withstand the sight of my SexyDanc...No camera could withstand the sight of my SexyDancing. Its lenses would fog, and its shutter defocus, and its battery probably go 'pzap'. Or something. And possibly she thought I was an gay, but she'd exerted a lot of resouces in the other direction. Sometimes it's easier to pretend I am an gay just to get home safely, but on this occasion my ire was... whatever happens to ire.<BR/><BR/>She's probably sworn off all other men now, until she discerns the identity of the mysterious SexyDancing stranger. Well it's too late. I'm back in Cornwall now. She should have just treated me nicely, instead of like some kind of sexy object.<BR/><BR/>Quite understandable though.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114283940599925222005-04-23T20:19:00.000+01:002005-04-23T20:19:00.000+01:00Or Open Source therapy. Maybe she thought you were...Or Open Source therapy. Maybe she thought you were a gay?Maushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15424063741963301754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114265554239497842005-04-23T15:12:00.000+01:002005-04-23T15:12:00.000+01:00a) she started it, and b) it was a thanks-for-danc...a) she started it, and b) it was a thanks-for-dance-but-I-have-to-go-now peck-on-cheek. Or it was meant to be.<BR/><BR/>This is like Open Source Dating.James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114208346121611782005-04-22T23:19:00.000+01:002005-04-22T23:19:00.000+01:00I DIDN'T WANT HER TO KISS ME.Maybe I should have h...I DIDN'T WANT HER TO KISS ME.<BR/><BR/>Maybe I should have headlined it 'Man comfused by apparently contradictory social transactions, goes home.'James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114190968859204672005-04-22T18:29:00.000+01:002005-04-22T18:29:00.000+01:00*laughs*In a blinding flash of light- you hopeless...*laughs*<BR/><BR/>In a blinding flash of light- you hopeless romantic! A bit of Rufus and a cornish accent, how could she refuse!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114190912863077692005-04-22T18:28:00.000+01:002005-04-22T18:28:00.000+01:00Gosh, and I thought men were confusing. Sounds lik...Gosh, and I thought men were confusing. Sounds like a lucky escape - better it happened in London Town. You can't get away with anything in Falmouth these days (I should know)Miss Moonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00998107529020824430noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114182927908755282005-04-22T16:15:00.000+01:002005-04-22T16:15:00.000+01:00Well I wasn't trying to pull her. I was trying to ...Well I wasn't trying to pull her. I was trying to disengage politely without making a scene. But I may as well have tried to lick her, quite frankly. However, I am saving up that treat for the Right Person, when she finally appears, in a blinding flash of light, with Rufus playing something appropriate in the background (trousers on, please Roof).James Henryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16604261370633794445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114180855773747522005-04-22T15:40:00.000+01:002005-04-22T15:40:00.000+01:00Licking would have worked.Licking would have worked.cellohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17061833787120469657noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114176335975416242005-04-22T14:25:00.000+01:002005-04-22T14:25:00.000+01:00hmmmmmmmmmm.hmmmmmmmmmm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114175326339910202005-04-22T14:08:00.000+01:002005-04-22T14:08:00.000+01:00once had a boyfriend who dislocated his knee danci...once had a boyfriend who dislocated his knee dancing to voodoo child by jimmy hendrix. really loved him.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10831518.post-1114173306957669692005-04-22T13:35:00.000+01:002005-04-22T13:35:00.000+01:00Dude, you pulled (nearly) a London Laydee! Congrat...Dude, you pulled (nearly) a London Laydee! Congrats!<BR/><BR/>I totally have to see you SexyDance (from a safe distance). I have yet to see a bloke SexyDance without him inducing hilarity in all those in the nearby vicinity, but I would be happy, nay <EM>delighted</EM>, to be proved that there is a master of the art somewhere.felinityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08908875302002962868noreply@blogger.com