Kate Beaton's comics are the shizz, and have reminded me that I should start blogging again, even though July and August are weird months for writing, because every fecker is off on holiday, so I spend a lot of those months saying 'tum te tum', and sighing.
Except that in an unprecedented turn of events, I have been given lots of work to do from today onwards! I was so excited I immediately fell asleep. But I will start it properly tomorrow.
THE EMBARRASSING PREGNANCY STORIES BEGIN
Patroclus and I were at the maternity bit of the hospital, having the Blue Kitten scanned.
SCANNING LADY: Well, the brain is very slightly smaller than is usual at this point.
SCANNING LADY: However, her legs are slightly longer than is normal.
PATROCLUS: We have made a bimbo.
ME: What if she turns out to be blonde as well? SHE COULD NEVER SURVIVE IN THE REAL WORLD!
PATROCLUS: I'm sure she's fine.
SCANNING LADY frowns at the screen, on which there appears to be some motion.
SCANNING LADY: Now she appears to be punching herself in the face.
We all look at the scanner. Blue Kitten does indeed appear to be punching herself in the face.