More statues are going missing across the country with 'Increasing demand for copper behind theft'. They should be careful though. Clearly he's really really strong.
Or they're walking of their own accord. Even as we speak, giant Henry Moore statues are sitting quietly in museum coffee shops, wearing big-brimmed summer hats and discreetly sipping coffee.
You know that bit in news programs where they turn to a man in a suit for 'more details'? I could totally do that.